Today is our oldests birthday. Said child is now 20 YEARS old. Not a child anymore! But said child has requested to NOT be mentioned on here. So in honoring that request, I can not name said child. So said child shall be referred to as said child. Suffice it to say, I am the…

If you don’t let go of my chair, I’m going to scream until my eyes pop out!

I just made these for breakfast Except I changed the recipe. Because that is what I do. I used half as much sugar, omitted the cocoa (THAT was REALLY hard to do!) and added a bunch of strawberries from the freezer. They came out really good! Yummy! Can’t wait to try the chocolate one!

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I have it on good authority (a very, nice cashier lady) that people are actually doing this!

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