I want to eat 5 pounds of dark chocolate, and go to sleep for 3 days! sigh

I can’t handle the DSL not working right, because the cow ate my corn!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

“I know there’s a snake in there, it looked at me!!” – a 17yogirl – no name, just a 17yogirl. I am under SOOOOOOOOO much stress right now! I am about to explode, implode and spontaneously combust ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And it’s getting worse!!!!!

Me – “I’m not afraid of an ol’ stinkin’ coyote” Mel – “Until it comes!” ROFLOL Guess she got me there!

We ALL went shopping last night, instead of today. So while we’re checking out, I’m in my purse getting something out, and I hear someone calling “Mom” “Mom” “Mom”. So I pull my head out of my purse, and say what? No one answers, but everyone is looking at me. I ask Who called me?…

IT RAINED !!!!! *does the happy rain dance* Really, I did! The kids laughed at me ROFLOL

Kenn liked his first night on the job. They have him cooking. He likes to cook, but I’d say cooking the same thing over and over for hours can get quite tedious. The time clock that they have tells you how much money you’ve made that day, when you punch out. Pretty cook, huh? I…