5 yo boy – “Look at me” *stands up in chair and turns around*
Mom – “Yeah I see a chicken butt”
5 yo boy – “Look”
Mom – “I’m looking. Are you having a chicken butt problem?”
5 yo boy- “Look at the floor”
*jumps off chair, spinning, onto floor*
Mom – “Our children are so talented.”
Dad – “Yeah, not all children can jump off a chair and hit the floor”
Dad – “Look how tall the pinto beans are”
Mom – “Yeah, somethings eating them, though”
Teenage girl – “It’s the evil little bugs”
10 yo girl “There’s a ladybug over there, too”
Teenage girl – “They ate a ladybug??”
10 yo girl whines – “I hate salmon!!”
Mom – “Shut up and eat your salmon, and get it over with”
Mom – “Yes, I told you to shut up and eat. Deal with it!”
Still no salmon eating.
Mom – “Eat your salmon, or I’ll shove it in your mouth”
10 yo girl – “You can’t reach my mouth”
CHALLENGE!!!
Dad holds daughter, and tickles her, mouth opens in laughter, Mom shoves salmon in daughters mouth.
10 yo girl – *spit, sputter* and spits salmon all over table “GROSS!!”
7 yo girl – “Let’s tape her (teenage girl) mouth shut!”
Teenage girl – “Let’s tape her (7 yo girl) butt to her chair!!”
Dad – “Anyone else with anything interesting to say?”
Total silence….
5 yo boy – “Yeah, can we tape her (7 yo girl) hands, mouth, and eyes together?”
*Mom runs to computer to blog*
Teenage girl says -“You know, no ones going to come to eat with us anymore!”
Teenage girl verrrry smart.
(okay, so at least I won’t come if you’re having salmon)
ROFLOL
No children, or salmon were hurt during dinner.
(well, technically, I didn’t hurt the salmon, cause it was already frozen when I bought it!)